My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother/Sister Flaming Baseball Bat of Non-Dualism. What's yours?

I'm seriously considering joining the local (local being relative) UU Church. Of course, I'm also thinking of joining the Fellowship of Isis, but I don't know how frou frou they are. I'd hate to fall for a scam, or else a bunch of fluffy bunnies.

Must sleep now. I get to meet with my wiccan avon lady tomorrow. Yay!

I don't understand goldfish. I didn't really think there would be anything to understand, but apparently there is.

We bought goldfish for our pond, which is overwhelmed with mosquito larvae. The goldfish disappeared. A week later, we bought 6 more goldfish, who also disappeared within 2 days. A week after that, and still trying to deal with the thought of millions of mosquitos, my lover dumped bleach in the pond. One hour later, 5 goldfish are all over the pond, eating larvae. So, now wanting to save the goldfish a horrible chlorine death, we ran the hose to dilute the bleach. End result?

One dead goldfish, larvae galore and the rest of the goldfish have disappeared. Again.